The Kitchen Table

Blimix lights up. "Ah, you're hungry? I have stuff on hand to whip up just about any of my favorite dishes, or you can have something right from the container; I'm sure you'll like something that I have to offer. Would you like some fresh fish (cajun catfish is especially good), lo-mein (with your choice of meat), Buffalo wings, chili1, lasagna, ham steaks, sautèed mushrooms and onions, scrambled eggs with cheese, a sandwich (grilled cheese, peanut butter and jelly, turkey, whatever), fried chicken, a hamburger, macaroni and cheese, spaghetti with fresh sauce, stroganoff, pizza, fish cakes, or barbecued ribs? How about olives, apple wedges with Camembert, shrimp with cocktail sauce, tortilla chips with salsa, potato chips with onion dip (the real stuff), creamed corn, pickles, potato casserole, crackers with cheese, challah with honey, corn muffins, herring in sour cream, apple sauce, tossed salad, or yogurt? Or some dessert? You could try some Irish sodabread, cheesecake, ice cream, chocolate bars, cookies (butter and brown sugar, molasses, whatever other kinds you might want), cream cheese pie, fudge, pudding, or ice cream. If you're thirsty, I could get you some iced coffee, a malted milk shake, some hot tea, or a bottle of IBC root beer. Sorry, I don't keep Pepsi products around, nor do I have tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, coconut, or anything that says 'lite' on the package."

You thought you heard something you liked, but the list was overwhelming and you don't want to hear it again. Oh well. What would virtual chicken taste like, anyway?


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