Molasses Joe's Spicy Picnic Salad

48 oz store-bought potato and egg salad
16 oz store-bought seafood salad
1 small red onion, minced
3 very heaping Tablespoons of mayonnaise
1 rounded Tablespoon of minced garlic
1.1 oz packet of ranch dressing mix
Dill
Oregano
chipotle powder
Dijon mustard
basil

Mix everything.