"Weird Al" Yankovic, "You Don't Love Me Anymore" Mostly authentic guitar tablature Transcribed by Joe Levy Standard tuning, capo 1, key of C-sharp. I have written the fret numbers minus one - that is, as if you're playing without the capo in the key of C. (Note that the picking varies slightly between verses, and a second guitar comes in briefly for the slide/walkdown at the end of repeats of the intro. These are not represented here.) (Years after transcribing this, I saw the video, which shows the guitar being played in non-standard tuning. Oops. Still, this version works.) C C6 C |------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |-1----1---1----------1--1-------------1----1---1---/6--5--3--1-------1-------- |-0------------------------------------0--------------------------0h2---2p0---- |-2----2h3-0----------3--0---/5--3--2--2----2h3-0---/7--5--3--2-------------3-- |-3-------------0--3---------/7--5--3--3--------------------------------------- |------------------------------------------------------------------------------ C Em Gm Dm7 ||------------------------------------------------------------------- ||----------1-----------0---1---0-----------1---3-----------1-------- ||o-----0-------0-----------------0-----3---------------2-------2---- ||o---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-------0---0---0-----0-0---0---0---3-- ||--3---------------------------------------------3------------------ ||------------------0---------------3-------------------------------- ________ _________ G Dm7 G /1st time / 2nd time |------------------------------------------------------------------||---------| |---------1---------------1---------------1---------------1/5-3-1--||-1-------| |-----2-------0-------0-------0-------2-------0-------0-----------o||-----0---| |-0-0---0---0---3---0---3---0---3-0-0---0---0---3---0---3--/5-3-2-o||---0---3-| |------------------------------------------------------------------||---------| |-----------------3-------------------------------3----------------||---------| Bb2 F/C C G |----------------------------------------------------------------- |---------1---------------1---------------1---------------1------- |-----3-------3-------2-------2-------0-------0-------0-------0--- |---3---3---3---3-------3-------3---2---2---2---2---0---3---0---3- |-1---------------0-3-------3-----3------------------------------- |-------------------------------------------------3--------------- ________________________ Dm7 F/A /C 1,2 Finish intro... |---------------------------------|----------------------------------------- |---------1---------------1-------|-1--1---1------1-1--5-3-1---------------- |-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-0--------------------------------------- |-0-0---0---0---3---3---3---3---3-|-2--2h3-0------3-0--5-3-2---------------- |-----------------0---------------|-3---------0h3--------------------------- |---------------------------------|----------------------------------------- Repeat the above 3 times, then: ________ /C 3 Am/C Bb2 F/C |-----------------------------------------------------------------| |---------1---------------1---------------1-------1---------------| |-----0-------0-------2-------2-------3-------3---2---------------| |---2---2---2---2-------2-------2---3---3---3---3-3---------------| |-3---------------0-3-------3-----1---------------3---------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------| Repeat intro, slow at the end, then play a full C chord. Lyrics: We've been together for so very long. But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around. The passion is gone and the flame's died down. I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team. You use to think I was nice; Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist. Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore. Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore. I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again. You're still the light of my life. Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day. I still remember the way that you laughed, When you pushed me down the elevator shaft. Oh if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore. You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill. Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will. You set my house on fire. You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers. Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap. You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep. You drilled a hole in my head, Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead. Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all; You never acted this way before. Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore. Oh, no, no. Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore.